"This coffee is the only reason I'm still standing" Ceramic Mug

The official life support system for healthcare professionals who've turned caffeine into a vital sign. This ceramic mug isn't just a vessel for your seventh coffee of the shift - it's a literal representation of how you're defying gravity at hour 11.

Features:

• Holds coffee, the elixir of life (and your will to continue charting)
• Dishwasher safe (because you've got zero energy for hand washing)
• Microwave safe (for those 12 times you'll reheat the same coffee)
• Perfect for clutching while wondering if you're actually awake or just hallucinating

Ideal for: Night shifts, day shifts, or any shift where you're running on pure caffeine and questionable life choices. Also makes a great gift for that coworker who's mastered the art of drinking coffee while walking backwards into a patient's room.

Warning: Side effects may include:

• Excessive coffee consumption
• The ability to function on minimal sleep
• Developing a sixth sense for when the break room coffee is fresh
• Speaking in coffee-to-English ratios ("I'm about 2 cups functional right now")

Note: Does not actually make your shift shorter, but does make it significantly more bearable. Coffee effectiveness not guaranteed to last entire shift - multiple refills recommended.