About us

We're three slightly unhinged friends who turned our collective eye rolls into a brand. 

Our mission? Creating gear that speaks the unspoken language of healthcare workers everywhere. You know, those thoughts you can't write in the chart but desperately want to. We're talking about the kind of dry humour that gets you through a 12-hour shift when your patient swears they "just fell" on that object.

Founded over a whim one Thursday morning, we specialize in products that say what you're actually thinking, but with just enough professionalism to avoid an HR incident. Our designs are like your work filter - present, but barely.

We hope you enjoy our stuff. If not, we'll live.