"No, I can't diagnose you over dinner." Unisex T-Shirt
"No, I can't diagnose you over dinner." Unisex T-Shirt
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Finally - a t-shirt that works harder at setting boundaries than you do at explaining why WebMD isn't a substitute for actual medical advice. Crafted for those magical moments when you just want to eat your sandwich in peace without someone showing you their mysterious rash.
Features:
- Soft cotton blend (because dealing with dinner diagnostics is irritating enough)
- Unisex fit (perfect for all medical professionals trying to enjoy their meal)
- Available in multiple sizes (unlike your patience for impromptu consultations)
- Breathable fabric (for quick exits when someone starts with "Since you're in healthcare...")
- Durable printing (lasts longer than your relatives' ability to take a hint)
Perfect for: Casual Fridays, family BBQs, or any situation where you need to establish boundaries without saying "No, I won't look at your toe during dessert" for the hundredth time. Ideal for the healthcare worker who's tired of turning brunch into a walk-in clinic.
Style Tip: Pairs well with noise-canceling headphones and a thousand-yard stare when someone starts describing their symptoms between appetizers and main course.
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |