Introducing the stainless steel bottle that keeps your drinks cold and your medical boundaries colder. Perfect for those moments when you need to stay hydrated while avoiding becoming the family's personal WebMD.
Features:
Double-wall insulation (keeps your drinks cold and your relatives' medical questions at bay)
Leak-proof lid (unlike your aunt's tendency to overshare medical details at dinner)
Durable stainless steel construction (stronger than your resolve when grandma starts describing her knee pain)
Convenient size (fits perfectly in your bag for a quick escape)
Perfect for: Family picnics, holiday gatherings, or any situation where you need something to dramatically sip from while pretending not to hear about someone's mysterious rash. Ideal for the healthcare professional who's mastered the art of taking extremely long drinks while relatives describe their symptoms.
Practical Uses:
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Emergency prop when cornered about medical advice
Tactical hydration during unexpected consultation attempts
Convenient excuse to leave the table ("Oh, need a refill!")
