Meet your new favorite "off-duty uniform" - the Champion hoodie that says "I'm here for the food, not your foot fungus." Perfect for those family gatherings where you'd rather focus on the mashed potatoes than Aunt Martha's mysterious shoulder pain.
Features:
Premium Champion quality (because dodging medical questions is an extreme sport)
Soft cotton blend (for maximum comfort while speed-walking away from impromptu consultations)
Roomy front pocket (ideal for hiding your hands when someone says "Can you just take a quick look?")
Durable stitching (withstands multiple escape routes to the kitchen)
Hood included (for those strategic moments when you need to pretend you didn't hear someone describe their symptoms)
Perfect for: Family dinners, holiday gatherings, or any situation where you need to broadcast "My medical expertise is currently hibernating" without saying a word. Ideal for the nurse who's mastered the art of stuffing their face to avoid answering medical questions.
