"I can't fix stupid, but I can sedate it." Ceramic Mug

Meet your new favorite mug, for those moments when all the patient education in the world just isn't quite cutting it. Perfect for healthcare professionals who've mastered the art of maintaining a straight face while hearing "but I googled my symptoms..."

Features:

• Holds 11oz of your favorite "I can't believe they did that" juice
• Dishwasher safe (because you've dealt with enough headaches today)
• Microwave safe (for reheating the coffee you forgot about while explaining why essential oils won't cure everything)
• Perfect for sipping while writing "patient non-compliant" in the charts

Ideal for: Break room therapy sessions, post-incident reports, or any situation where you need to silently remind yourself that you can't document what you're really thinking. Makes an excellent gift for that coworker who's perfected the professional eye roll.

Warning: Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous nodding when colleagues give you "that look"
• Excessive sighing while charting
• Flashbacks to memorable patient encounters
• Uncontrollable urge to share "you won't believe what happened" stories

Note: This mug does not actually grant you the power to cure stupidity, but it does pair excellently with incident reports and that special smile that says "I have so many stories I can't tell."