Meet your new favorite work shirt - perfect for those days when patient education feels like explaining rocket science to a goldfish. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a wearable warning label for days when your inner thoughts need an exterior voice.
Features:
Soft cotton blend (because dealing with questionable life choices requires comfort)
Unisex fit (stupidity doesn't discriminate, neither do we)
Breathable fabric (for those moments when you need to take deep breaths and count to ten)
Durable printing (lasts longer than some patients' common sense)
Professional enough for work, honest enough for life
Perfect for: Clinical days, teaching moments, or any situation where you find yourself wondering if "poor decision-making" is a billable diagnosis code. Ideal for healthcare professionals who've mastered the art of turning their "I can't believe this" face into a professional smile.
