"I can read spaghetti" Stainless steel bottle
"I can read spaghetti" Stainless steel bottle
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$35.00 CAD
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Introducing the stainless steel bottle for elite medical hieroglyphics interpreters. Perfect for staying hydrated while decoding prescriptions that look like they were written by a raccoon having a seizure during an earthquake.
Features:
- Double-wall insulation (keeps your drinks cold and your vision sharp for extreme prescription reading)
- Leak-proof lid (unlike those doctors who can't keep their writing within the lines)
- Durable stainless steel construction (tougher than your eyeballs after a day of squinting at medical scribbles)
- Convenient size (perfect for celebratory sips after successfully translating the untranslatable)
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Perfect for: Hospital rounds, pharmacy consults, or any situation where you need to hydrate while flexing your supernatural ability to read what appears to be a toddler's art project but is actually important medical instructions. Ideal for the healthcare professional who's turned doctor handwriting interpretation into an extreme sport.