For those elite nurses who can decipher doctors' handwriting that looks like it was written by a caffeinated octopus having a seizure. This premium Champion hoodie isn't just clothing - it's a declaration of your supernatural ability to translate medical hieroglyphics into actual treatment plans.
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M
L
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2XL
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Width, in
20.00
21.99
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
Sleeve Length (from center back), in
36.00
36.75
37.50
38.25
39.00
39.37
Features:
Premium Champion quality (because you need something durable when squinting at prescriptions all day)
Cozy cotton blend (perfect for those long nights decoding what might be "40mg" or a doodle of a penguin)
Ribbed cuffs and waistband (keeps you warm while performing your ancient script interpretation duties)
Available in multiple sizes (because talent like yours doesn't come in one-size-fits-all)
Perfect for: Hospital corridors, pharmacy runs, or any situation where you need to flex your superior chicken-scratch comprehension skills. Ideal for those moments when someone hands you a prescription and asks "Can you tell what this says?" and you respond with "Is that a challenge?"
Warning: Wearing this may result in becoming the official prescription translator for your entire unit. Side effects may include eye strain from excessive squinting and shoulder pain from too many people tapping you saying "Hey, can you look at this real quick?"
