"I can read spaghetti" Ceramic Mug

Ah, the official chalice of the ancient art of doctor-handwriting interpretation. This 11oz ceramic mug celebrates your superhuman ability to decipher what might be "take twice daily" or possibly a drawing of a drunk squirrel.

Features:

• Holds 11oz of whatever fuel powers your prescription-reading superpowers
• Microwave safe (because cold coffee and illegible orders are both unacceptable)
• Dishwasher safe (unlike those mysteriously stained prescription pads)

Perfect for: Break room bragging rights, pharmacy consults, or any situation where you need to remind everyone that you're basically a medical cryptographer. Ideal for those moments when someone hands you a prescription that looks like it was written during an earthquake, and you casually translate it while sipping your coffee.

Warning: Side effects may include:

• Becoming the go-to person for decoding medical mysteries
• Excessive pride in your ability to read what looks like a seismograph reading
• Spontaneous eye-rolling when someone says "I think it says..."
• Frequent requests to "just take a quick look at this"